prune picker

This is the blog of a prune picker. (Native born Californian) Retired oilfield. I am an old man. (91) I blog a lot about my body and getting old. As I approach death life gets more interesting. More interesting is not good. I still drive. I attend sports, music, and civic events. I am writing my memoirs. I attend swim class three times a week. Some of my blogs might be interesting. A lot of my blogs are silly and trivial. None are very long.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

They call me Licking Lizard.

Richard Wayne Howard is a loyal member of the Jefferson Corner Liars Club. In spite of having three good names he has always been known as Lizard. The road to his home is named Lizard Lane. I had the honor of being his census taker.

Lizard is a fine gentleman and likes ladies. He has accidentally licked two of the ladies (on their arms) who work at Jefferson Corner. They were so thrilled that they ordered a special tee shirt for Lizard. Lizard models his new shirt.

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