About 10 to 20 seconds a month I will drive over 80 miles per hour to get out of a jam. Yesterday noon I was driving on the interstate into Ruston from Grambling. I was going to meet the family for lunch.
I was kinda trapped in the left lane so I sped up to pass a couple 18 wheelers. I used my monthly allotment of over 80 miles per hour. Unfortunately I passed a highway patrolman while doing so. I was soon pulled over and given a ticket! 85 mph in a 70 mph zone.
I was in time for lunch.
I now owe a couple hundred dollars to the citizens of Louisiana. Sure was a good lunch.
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